One Liners

[Rich]

One of my architecture professors -
"We design beautiful buildings - it's up to the engineers to make them stand up"
I just about quit right there :)

[Mike73]

I've once seen a sticker on the back of a plumbing truck that read: "We're #1 in the #2 business".

[mjpliv]

On the packaging from a toilet seat being installed in one of our houses -

"born in Idaho( - raised everywhere!"


(it might have been Iowa, Wisconsin, etc. but who remembers those details)

[Thumper]

Written on the back of the porta-potty delivery truck:

"We go where you go 'cause you go where we are!"

[roger g]

"Try our new payment plan. 100% down and NO monthly payments"

roger

[mjpliv]

Seen on the back of a septic tank pumper truck -

"Don't tailgate - or I'll flush"

[speedyox]

Stiff Nipples AC

http://www.digitalfog.com/gallery/stiff_nipples.htm

[Rich]

LOL - Classic

[dhill]

Above a urinal,

Step closer, it's shorter than you think!

[Dragon]

Above a urinal,

Step closer, it's shorter than you think!

Our aim is to keep this restroom clean.

Your aim will help.

[Tom R]

When I was fourteen years old, - - and working at my first job, - - as an apartment 'maintenance man', - - it was gettin' near the end of the summer and I wanted a day off, - - I hadn't 'missed' or been late for 3 months, - - so I called up and the boss answered the phone, - - I told him "I'm calling in well", - - he said "What?!?", - - I said "I'm feelin' just too well to come in today - - hope your day will be as good as mine". I spent the day at the beach with friends and had a good ol' time. When I got back to work the next day, - - he was telling everybody what a great kid and a great worker I was, - - and that even when I 'missed' I didn't have to lie about it.

P.S. He told me he was 61 years old and thought he had heard it all. Said he laughed about it the rest of the day. I worked there the following summer too. Never took off again. We had an understanding, a mutual respect.

[Big Builder]

I used to work in this " 5 star resort" in our emplyee bathroom someone had written " flush twice......... it's a long way to the kitchen"

[TimS]

I've once seen a sticker on the back of a plumbing truck that read: "We're #1 in the #2 business".

Hehe. I like this one!

[theinnovator]

Hehe. I like this one!

this made me laugh too. :D

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[DGoodbrand]

Ive heard so many architecture students say this

[funstruction]

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

[funstruction]

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

[funstruction]

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

[funstruction]

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

I have to try that. I have some irritating "friends" :)

[funstruction]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

[funstruction]

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

[funstruction]

Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.

[Adrian]

Tom, that's a great line. I've got to try calling in "well" soon.

[johnmarcbrown30]

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

AGREE!! lol

[powerful]

Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.

haha, that's a good one- I should try it sometime!

[powerful]

AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes

[leenco12]

On the packaging from a toilet seat being installed in one of our houses -

"born in Idaho( - raised everywhere!"


(it might have been Iowa, Wisconsin, etc. but who remembers those details)

Written on the back of the porta-potty delivery truck:

"We go where you go 'cause you go where we are!"

[lenco12]

"Try our new payment plan. 100% down and NO monthly payments"

roger

Seen on the back of a septic tank pumper truck -

"Don't tailgate - or I'll flush"

[Grande Builders]

AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes

I Love this.

[Chriswa]

Written on the back of the porta-potty delivery truck:

"We go where you go 'cause you go where we are!"

I definitely Lol'd in RL