WBsBADBOY
09-01-2004, 04:45 PM
One spring day little Johney was running around the house getting under moms feet when she finally had enough and told him to go across the street where a house was being built and see if he could learn something about carpentry.
Ok Mom he said and off he went.
Later that night at the dinner table Johnneys Dad asked if he learned anything from the carpenters that day.
"Sure did Dad" he replied. And what was that Son? I learned how to set a door. Really Son, how . Well first you gotta cram the S.O.B. into a hole thats too F*****g small so you gotta take the c**k s****r back out again and shave a c**t hair off one side and do it again.
Johnney!! I will not stand for that language in my home!!! Now you march yourself right outside and get me a switch!!!
To which Johnney proudly replied. "Screw you Dad thats the f*****g electricians job! :D
Ok Mom he said and off he went.
Later that night at the dinner table Johnneys Dad asked if he learned anything from the carpenters that day.
"Sure did Dad" he replied. And what was that Son? I learned how to set a door. Really Son, how . Well first you gotta cram the S.O.B. into a hole thats too F*****g small so you gotta take the c**k s****r back out again and shave a c**t hair off one side and do it again.
Johnney!! I will not stand for that language in my home!!! Now you march yourself right outside and get me a switch!!!
To which Johnney proudly replied. "Screw you Dad thats the f*****g electricians job! :D