Not about construction but good none the less!

[mjpliv]

A businessman gets on an elevator already occupied by a blond. She smiles at the guy and in a perky voice says, "T.G.I.F!".

The guy looks at her and replies, "S.H.I.T.!".

The blond's smile falters a bit as she digests the man's response.Then she smiles her biggest, friendliest smile and says, "T.G.I.F.!".

Again the man responds by saying, "S.H.I.T.!".

The woman is obviously quite upset and asks the guy, "Don't you know that T.G.I.F means Thank God Its Friday?".

The guy says,"Yes I do, and S.H.I.T. means Sorry Honey Its Thursday!".

[CyPhoth]

heheh... thats great :)

[DGoodbrand]

this makes me smile

[DavidRobinson]

Tough to improve on the old-fashioned blonde joke.

[powerful]

haha, I;m going to start using S.H.I.T. on Thursdays.

[Chriswa]

Lol not only did i laugh at the joke but powerful also made me laugh with his clever use of acronyms