I got a question

[Cole]

How much power would I have to force to make my foot go up into one of my clients ass?

[Cole]

im looking for a formula?

Anybody?

[Tom R]

(Height X Weight) + (Knee-Snap Speed X Follow-Thru) squared, - - divided by (Bail-Money + Court Costs). - - Having a math problem, are we? - - One too many customers?

[Tom R]

My kid is a football kicker, should I send him?

[Rich]

Don't forget about the friction factor..
if the client is a tight-ass you'll need to account for added friction for penetration. That will negatively affect the Knee-Snap Speed.. then you'll also have to take into account the height difference between the rotation point of your leg and the height of the clients ass. I'll go into more depth later. :) :)

[Tom R]

More DEPTH? :o OUCH! :evil: LOL!! :lol:

The proper 'follow-thru' can alleviate some of these factors, - - but definitely not the pain (or the distance)!

Hope everybody's learning a lot in our first math class!

[giddonah]

I see nobody took into account the length of your leg. This is important for good leverage and foot speed.

[Cole]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tom R]

For this formula to work, - - we'll also need a good running start! :D

And possibly a Goal Post Upright on each cheek! :lol:

A lit-up scoreboard would be a nice touch! :lol:

[Tom R]

The curling of the toes would increase the curdling of the screams! :D

[Tom R]

The Formula is ready! - - Bring us your client!!! :twisted:

[Rich]

The good thing about it is that it's reusable - can be used on any client, subcontractor, supplier, gc, etc. Well done everyone.

[Vector]

It all depends on the materials. Your shoe supplier should be able to provide you with the proper specifications for your application.

6" work boots are what I would suggest, but the applied force will need to be fairly high to achieve the desired results.

[Joe Carola]

Cole,

Here's the formula and drawing you need. I'm using your leg as 32" for the Hypotenuse and a 6" workboot using my Construction Master. This is the way us boys from Jersey do it............ 8) 8) 8) 8)


Joe Carola

[Rich]

LOL - that's classic. Well done Joe.

[Joe Bartok]

Nuts! I can't keep up with you guys!
It sure didn't take long to add the Construction Math. Should have scrolled down the page before posting. Oh well, too late now, I've already posted my diagrams in the Roofing Section.
Nice drawing, Joe. It really kicks ass!

[Tom R]

Joe C. - - :lol: Frikkin Hilarious!!

[Cole]

Joe that is great!!!! LOL

[Joe Carola]

I figured you guys would get a KICK out of that. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Joe Carola

[Tom R]

We're gonna have to call that maneuver a 'Jersey-Joe' Swifty! :lol:

[Rich]

LMAO... great start to the new forum :)

[Joe Bartok]

I looked all over for this yesterday and couldn't find it.
Years ago, I painted a larger version of this ...er ... masterpiece, in living color, on the back of my coveralls. The caption said "Rocket Scientist makes successful Moon Shot".

[Rideau]

Obviously there are no golfers in the crowd or you would know that it depends on foot (club head) speed. Remember to follow through!

;)