Tom R
05-09-2005, 07:59 PM
I came across an OLD OLD MAN today, - - he was just sittin' there - - on the side of the road, - - and he was bawlin', - - he was bawlin' his eyes out.
I said "hey old man, - - what is the problem"?
Well he kept on bawlin', - - but he told me, - - "I own a beautiful mansion and it's all paid for"
I says, - - "HUH"?
And then he bawled some more and says, - - "I've also got a fleet of Cadillacs and they're all convertibles"
I says, - - "WHAT"?
Yet he keeps on bawlin' and continues, - - "I just got married yesterday, and my wife is a 20-year-old calender-model blond"
At this point I says, - - "Then what on GOD'S EARTH can you possibly be howlin' about"?
To which he replies, while bawlin' even louder, - - "WAHH-HAHH, - - WAHH-HAHH, - - I can't remember where I live"
I said "hey old man, - - what is the problem"?
Well he kept on bawlin', - - but he told me, - - "I own a beautiful mansion and it's all paid for"
I says, - - "HUH"?
And then he bawled some more and says, - - "I've also got a fleet of Cadillacs and they're all convertibles"
I says, - - "WHAT"?
Yet he keeps on bawlin' and continues, - - "I just got married yesterday, and my wife is a 20-year-old calender-model blond"
At this point I says, - - "Then what on GOD'S EARTH can you possibly be howlin' about"?
To which he replies, while bawlin' even louder, - - "WAHH-HAHH, - - WAHH-HAHH, - - I can't remember where I live"