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Dragonrider99
03-02-2006, 05:36 AM
Q. How many Lawyers does it take to shingle a roof ?
A. It depends on how thin you slice them...
11chaos
03-02-2006, 01:27 PM
Ha-Ha-Ha. you so funny.
giddonah
03-02-2006, 04:54 PM
:lol: :lol:
milton
12-01-2006, 12:17 PM
a waste of 20 seats
ritajones
09-26-2008, 08:47 AM
Haha I like this one. I'm always up for a good lawyer joke.
onerenohome
04-25-2009, 11:00 AM
very nice.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?
A: The bucket.
angdeer
09-22-2009, 08:21 AM
Stupid, not lovin it.
tooltroll
09-22-2009, 11:26 AM
Isn't the term "criminal lawyer" redundant?
Mudball
11-14-2009, 05:24 AM
Ive heard it but not with lawyers. Its still funny though
2 tigers pass each other on a trail, the first tiger goes up to the other and starts licking his butt, the 2nd tiger says "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING", the first tiger says I just ate a lawer and I'm trying to get the bad tatse out of my mouth.
jfduncan
02-02-2010, 07:56 PM
Good one * Laughter laughter
milhome1
03-25-2010, 11:51 AM
I hate laywers - and love the jokes!
milhome1
03-25-2010, 11:52 AM
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
johnmarcbrown30
07-29-2010, 10:21 PM
:D nice one :D
Chriswa
09-23-2010, 11:40 AM
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Lolol, heard this one before but it never gets old
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