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mikeb
05-16-2006, 09:42 PM
An Italian, Irishmen and a Polack went to the summer Olympics one year, but didn't have tickets to get in. The three stood outside the gate for a while contemplating on how to get into the Olympics, when suddenly the Italian runs across the street to a construction site, shortly returning with a long pole on his shoulder. He approachs the Olympics admissions gate, "Italy ... pole vault", and they let him in! Seeing this, the Irishmen visits the construction site, returning with a small circular scrap of wood. With this in hand he approaches the gates, ... "Ireland ... discus", and they let him in! Not to be out done, the Polish fellow sets off across the street to the same construction site. Moments later he returns to the Olympic admissions gate with a role of "chain link" on his shoulder, ..."Poland ... fencing".:grin:

Sorry.

David
05-17-2006, 08:57 AM
You should be sorry for posting that....sheeesh :)

giddonah
05-19-2006, 11:49 AM
ok, I laughed. shame on both of us.

11chaos
05-24-2006, 02:06 PM
I sent to a buddy at work. Should I be sorry?

giddonah
05-24-2006, 02:57 PM
Probably. After he laughs, tell him to feel sorry too.

ritajones
09-26-2008, 08:25 AM
I sent to a buddy at work. Should I be sorry?

I did too. He loved it haha.

Jetskii24
05-21-2009, 01:17 PM
Haha, I'm polish, but I love the occasional joke.

ibew1
05-25-2009, 07:30 AM
It is funny and not sorry it is just a joke.

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Handyman Home Repair
08-13-2009, 09:06 PM
What he Blonde also?

Yang Guang
08-31-2009, 01:26 AM
I am a chinese, I am not quite understand the joke.
sorry.

ToddRolston
09-08-2009, 08:05 PM
in time you will Yang. lol Very good joke by the way pretty harmless if you ask me

Mudball
11-14-2009, 05:27 AM
Pretty funny

sotoremodelers
12-19-2009, 03:37 PM
yeah i know we should laught but i laught as well...

John_S
01-14-2010, 01:36 PM
Now I feel like I bad person, at least I'm smiling~