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Carhartt40
03-13-2008, 08:46 AM
While carpenters were working outside the old house she had just bought, a lady busied herself with indoor cleaning.

She had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom.

With dismay, the lady looked from his muddy boots to her newly scrubbed floors.

"Just a minute," she said, thinking of a quick solution. "I'll put down newspapers."

"That's all right, lady," said the carpenter. "I'm already housetrained."

TimS
05-16-2008, 08:44 AM
Haha I love this one, I have heard it somewhere else recently but I can't remember if it was on here or not.

jackmcmanus21
08-14-2008, 09:02 AM
haha...you have some fine jokes!

dantheman9727
09-02-2008, 10:12 AM
I love it! keep em coming