Bear walks into a bar.....

[Carhartt40]

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a whiskey and......................coke".

The bartender says "What's with the big pause?"

The bear says "I've had them all my life."

[jackmcmanus21]

I love that joke....usually I end it with "I don't know...my dad had em too"

[Tom Grant]

A duck walks into a drug store and says "give me a tube of chapstick" the clerk say's " will that be cash or charge" and the duck replies " just put it on my bill"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says '' why the long face?''

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender say's '' hey we have a drink named after you ''....the grasshopper wonders to himself why would anyone name a drink steve.

[Tomn]

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender say's '' hey we have a drink named after you ''....the grasshopper wonders to himself why would anyone name a drink steve.

Hahahahahhaha

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

[AnthonyStanley11]

hahaha I love the bear joke...that never gets old!

[milhome1]

Ha - Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

[johnmarcbrown30]

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender say's '' hey we have a drink named after you ''....the grasshopper wonders to himself why would anyone name a drink steve.

love this even more :D

[modpod77]

I love jokes ! Muahassssss !
They bright my day, thanks bro for sharing them! Keep doing it !

[powerful]

Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

[spallhead]

Just before Chelsea Clinton got married, Hillary asked her, "Have you had sex with the young man yet?"

Chelsea answered, "Not according to Dad."

[Chriswa]

Lol i liked the bear joke and the clinton joke the most i think. Clinton jokes never get old