Lefty Lucy
09-21-2008, 09:17 PM
The men in the shop were bragging on the senior carpenter to the boss's
son. "Cut any board and he can tell you the kind of wood just from the smell". The old man was blindfolded and the first board was cut and passed under his nose. "Maple, from Ontario", was the reply. "Amazing", says the son,"but let's get harder". The next, "Cocobolo, the Amazon". "Fantastic, harder!", was the sons reply. So, the next. The old man was quick with,"Sejuwa, Zimbabwe".
The boss's son quickly ran from the shop and returned in a few minutes with the secretaries panties and passed them under the old mans nose. A big smile came to the old mans face ,"The shit-house door off a tuna boat"
son. "Cut any board and he can tell you the kind of wood just from the smell". The old man was blindfolded and the first board was cut and passed under his nose. "Maple, from Ontario", was the reply. "Amazing", says the son,"but let's get harder". The next, "Cocobolo, the Amazon". "Fantastic, harder!", was the sons reply. So, the next. The old man was quick with,"Sejuwa, Zimbabwe".
The boss's son quickly ran from the shop and returned in a few minutes with the secretaries panties and passed them under the old mans nose. A big smile came to the old mans face ,"The shit-house door off a tuna boat"