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Don_P
02-04-2010, 02:40 PM
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs..
Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave side service
for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be
at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back-country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost; and being a typical man
I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral
guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.

There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side
of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place.
I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played
out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like
I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept,
I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes
and started for my car. Though my head hung low my heart was full.

As I was opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say,
"I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic
tanks for twenty years."

tooltroll
02-04-2010, 10:49 PM
Bwahahahaaaa!

chal7ds
02-16-2010, 07:59 PM
LOL!! omg..that is hilarious xD

Rocha_Construction
02-22-2010, 03:29 PM
LOL, awesome!

milhome1
03-25-2010, 11:37 AM
I can see it now - funny!