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Old 03-02-2006, 04:36 AM   #1
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Q. How many Lawyers does it take to shingle a roof ?

A. It depends on how thin you slice them...
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Old 03-02-2006, 12:27 PM   #2
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Ha-Ha-Ha. you so funny.
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Old 03-02-2006, 03:54 PM   #3
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Old 12-01-2006, 11:17 AM   #4
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Default what do you call a 50 seat bus with 30 lawyers in it at the bottom of the ocean
a waste of 20 seats
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Old 09-26-2008, 07:47 AM   #5
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Haha I like this one. I'm always up for a good lawyer joke.
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:00 AM   #6
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very nice.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?

A: The bucket.
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Old 09-22-2009, 07:21 AM   #7
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Stupid, not lovin it.
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:26 AM   #8
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Isn't the term "criminal lawyer" redundant?
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Old 11-14-2009, 04:24 AM   #9
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Ive heard it but not with lawyers. Its still funny though
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Old 12-18-2009, 05:22 PM   #10
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2 tigers pass each other on a trail, the first tiger goes up to the other and starts licking his butt, the 2nd tiger says "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING", the first tiger says I just ate a lawer and I'm trying to get the bad tatse out of my mouth.
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Old 02-02-2010, 06:56 PM   #11
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Good one * Laughter laughter
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Old 03-25-2010, 10:51 AM   #12
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I hate laywers - and love the jokes!
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Old 03-25-2010, 10:52 AM   #13
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Old 07-29-2010, 09:21 PM   #14
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nice one
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